i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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