O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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