she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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