somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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