break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
