I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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