Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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