How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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