To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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