We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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