Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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