She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
