My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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