WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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