Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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