We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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