Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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