and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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