i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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