i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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