You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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