white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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