Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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