I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
