This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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