I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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