Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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