that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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