yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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