Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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