i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
So vagazzling was a success
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
