she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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