Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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