At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
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living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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