And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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