I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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