i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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