This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
she peed on how many people?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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