every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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