So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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