I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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