OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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