i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize