sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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