I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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