dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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