drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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