Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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