Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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