Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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