You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize