We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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