oh god the rape fog is back!
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
