Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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