woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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