i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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